My accent

Hi people !
At the end, I've decide to write in this brand new notebook, with a strange sensation to write for centuries in Google engine. Anyway, go on ! Yeah !!
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Yesterday I fancied a pint at JR's pub in Vannes. As usual I met my friends in this sweat and cozy place. We're chating me, JR, Patou, Manu, Ronan, ...
Eleven ! Keep an eye on your sit ! Midnight ! So many people ! This girl starts speaking to me :
- You're from Québec ?
- Me ? Whhaaatttt*?
One step beyond, she's surprised !
- Yeesssss*, yyoouu* !
- No, I'm breton (How did she knows I like Quebec people ???)
She's looking her partner (3 pieces costume)
- did you hear Bruno ? He's not from Québeeeec* ! (laugh)
- maybe (Bruno standing, drinking)
- No, I am living here and never get the chance to collect « sirop d'érable »
- But, you're accent is so funnyy* !!!
(she makes me nervous, this silly bitch !!!!). Her mate's laughing also !!
- Did you hear Bruno ? He told me he's not from Québeeec* !!!! (laughs again)
I answer :
- sorry, I'm breton. North raised, apologize, but I'm not from québec. Why are you laughing ? And you ? Where are you coming from ?
- We're living here. But your voice make me lauugghh* !! (her partner Bruno is also laughing, two pints made him simple)
She disturbs me. Haven't a clue what's about the joke !
- so, shut up ! It's my accent, and I suppose you get one darling ! I'm not from Québec. And you, what are you doing here ?
Bruno : We've started running a Properties Agency. We're from Paris, we were boring over there. Here, it's real life (thousands thanks for the accent) and we enjoy it !
- Yes, you're the 78th Properties Agency in Vannes ! I've heard about (wrong).
Both : Oh yyeeaahh* ! Really ? You make me proud of it ! (asses holes)
- you know darling, here we're a kind of stupid people, and : welcome !! Sorry for my accent . It's my round ! (we can't unwelcome nice fellows like those ones here. Peace and compassion ! ).
I started answering my friend Ronan in breton about nothing important.
The girl asks me :
- What's your language ?
- QUEBEC LANGUAGE !
No sooner said than done, nathalie and bruno left the place.
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hhheeeiiinnnn* = hein
aaacccceeennttt* = accent
drôooollleeeuuu* = drôle
Whhaaatttt* = what
Yeesssss* = yes
yyoouu* = you
Québeeeec* = Québec
funnyy* = funny
lauugghh* = laugh
yyeeaahh* = yeah